Ladies and Gents, Mesdames et Messieurs, meine Damen und Herren,
Leave your troubles outside. Zo...life ist disappointing...in here...life iz beautiful. Let me present to you from zee exotic Far East...zee one...zee only...FARARI who vill dance the dance of zee whole bunch of cheap veils for you. Remember gentlemen, noooooooooo touching! All will be revealed in time.
Shake it baby...SHAKE IT!