Short on cash this year, but still want to give a gift that will be memorable? Your family member will be able to express themselves...WITHOUT PAIN! 50 cents! Only 50 CENTS! They'll talk about your (cheap) gift for months to come, especially if you misspell their name.
(SOURCE: TEEN, May, 1966)
And now you're asking yourself, "Why didn't I think of this? I'd be rolling in cash!"