1/16/10

Vintage CAT VALENTINE


There's a storm coming, actually a series of storms. If they're as bad as they say...and really, I rarely trust weather reports...I will probably lose my internet connection via satellite most of the week. So I'm rushing around trying to get work done, uploads, downloads, whatever load I can bear. And one of my priorities is getting items into my CafePress shop. So that's why I haven't been posting fun new odd items the past few days. I've started speaking like Dick and Jane, "Hurry! Hurry! Fast! Fast!"

I introduce to you the most recent item for sale at Tattered and Lost Ephemera Gift Shop. This is my take on a vintage early 20th-Century mechanical Valentine, originally made in Germany. Those who've been around here before might have seen this same cat posted last year as an animated file. The little cat rolls its eyes and sticks out its tongue. This year I've put it on a piece of lace that belonged to my grandmother.

The next items for sale will be a lot less romantic and a lot more snarky. Stay tuned.

1/14/10

EDDIE ELEPHANT VALENTINES!


I know, we just got past Christmas, but I'm trying to keep on my toes and off the streets. I've designed a Valentine utilizing an image from Eddie Elephant by Johnny Gruelle.

Eddie's such a sweet happy little fellow that he lends himself quiet easily to Valentine's Day.

So take a look at my CafePress shop for all sorts of Eddie Elephant Valentine gift items.

Choose Eddie with hearts and candy or choose the design that includes "Be My Valentine!"

1/13/10

Wednesday's FUNNY or NOT


Rinso is just such an oh so helpful product for today's modern stressed out woman. No more struggling with the wash. Just drop it, slop it, air it, and wear it. What could be easier than that? And notice, in panel three, the husband is suffering from sympathy exhaustion with his dear dainty wife. Brings a lump to my throat!

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Click on image to see it larger. (Source: May 1934 Delineator)

Tomorrow...Eddie Elephant update! Valentines Day Gifts!

1/12/10

Don't let B.O. RUIN YOUR LIFE..buoy


Just how chatty did advertisers get? Well they put a babe with B.O. in a bathtub...nekid. Seriously, I don't need to write anything for this one. It writes itself and I know all of you will enjoy the latest from the funny papers.

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Click on image to see it larger. May 1934 Delineator

1/11/10

THE ANTIDOTE FOR TREMENDOUS HAIR GROWTH from Ovaltine is...


Yesterday Janice pointed out that the young lady drinking Ovaltine at bedtime seemed to have tremendous hair growth overnight. This could indeed be a problem. But no worries, I have the antidote right here. Seriously, why is she dating this cretin? I'll let the copy speak for itself. Oh those chatty helpful people at NEET are just marvelous.

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Click on image to see it larger. May 1934 Delineator