The penguin was content with his lot in life.
He worked as a scientist for Sears and Roebuck in the Coldspot department.
It was a good fit. He was used to fishing and keeping some of his catch on ice.
He lectured widely about the products he invented, giving clues to the clueless.
In his spare time he was a gentleman farmer.
But then he realized the true benefits of a Coldspot and farm life was never the same. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves. They were used as evidence in the trial.
Little Penguin had an ax,
He gave the chicken 30 whacks,
He gave the steer 30 more
Then opened up a butcher store.