You know by now that I'm always looking for medical miracles. What can I possibly take to relieve me of today's medical scourges? What's available on the store shelf that I can use for something else? Well, it's due to the game from yesterday. The first answer in the game, and the reminder by Christine who swears by this, though she's not sure why.
I give you Fleischmann's yeast. Multi-purpose. Multi-tasking. And answer to the first question. Take it in the morning while you have breakfast and then use it again to make bread. I'm trying to figure out why it doesn't do to you what it does to the dough. Yes, yes...I know, there's yeast in a lot of foods including yogurt. It's good for us. But three concentrated cakes I would think would have you blowing a gasket. But I have no proof. This woman swears by it:
Click on image to see it larger and easily read the testimonial, just in case you're still on the fence on this one.
Dig the crazy x-ray with the European docs. It's all so authentic, isn't it. Men in white coats threatening you with a sanatorium if you don't get regular. Basically they're trying to scare the you know what out of you. "Eat this or we come and get you!"

Click on image to see it larger. (Source: Feb. 1932 Delineator)