Be creative with pears! Isn't this what you were hoping I'd post?
Click on image to see it larger. Seriously, that's the only way you'll get the recipe.
Seriously who spent the time thinking of putting food coloring on the side of a pear to "simulate fresh fruit"? Okay, if this booklet was from World War II I'd understand the need to make-do, but there's no indication these are war time recipes. Nope, there were some very strange women somewhere rubbing red food coloring on canned fruit. A little too kinky for my taste.
You know, bigger is better so go ahead and click on the image. You know you want to.
And aren't we glad these recipes haven't survived? Imagine going to a smart dinner party and being served a pear covered in cream cheese with almond slivers sticking out like a porcupine. I know, I shouldn't say anything bad. Let people have their hobbies. I don't understand this anymore than I understand table-scaping.
Oh oh...new hobbie. Table-scaping AND doing weird things with cream cheese! Imagine the book!
Bless you home economic ladies at Kraft. Now where's that Cheez Whiz cookbook?